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If you're going to be able
to look back on something
and laugh about it, you might
as well laugh about it now.
-Marie Osmond
I have come to the conclusion,
after many years of sometimes
sad experience, that you
cannot come to any conclusion
at all.
-Vita Sackville-West
Maybe being oneself is an
acquired taste.
-Patricia Hampl
Be bold for what you stand
for and careful what you fall
for.
-Ruth Boorstin
Those who do not know how
to weep with their whole-heart
don't know how to laugh either.
-Golda Meir
Never eat more than you can lift.
-Miss Piggy
Never lend your car to anyone to
whom you have given birth.
-Erma Bombeck
I buried a lot of ironing
in the back yard.
-Phyllis Diller
Snatch a lover and
find a foe
-Dorothy Parker
A successful parent is one who
raises a child who grows up
and is able to pay for her
or his own psychoanalysis.
-Nora Ephron
Sex appeal is 50 percent what
you've got and 50 percent
what people think you've got.
-Sophia Loren
Womans' virtue is mans'
greatest invention.
-Cornelia Otis Skinner
The only reason I would
take up jogging is so
I could hear heavy
breathing again!
-Erma Bombeck
There will be sex
after death, we just
won't be able to feel
it.
-Lily Tomlin
While forbidden fruit is
said to taste sweeter,
it usually spoils faster.
-Abigail Van Buren
I have a brain and a uterus,
and I use both.
-Congresswoman Patricia Schroeder
They used to photograph
Shirley Temple through
gauze. They should
photograph me through
linoleum.
-Tallulah Bankhead
I believe in censorship.
After all, I made a
fortune out of it.
-Mae West
For a woman to be a
sucess she must have the
face of Venus, the brains
of Minerva, the grace
of Terpichore, the memory
of Macaulay, the figure of
Juno, and the hide of a
rhinoceros.
-Ethel Barrymore
I'm having trouble managing
the mansion. What I need
is a wife.
-Governor Ella Grasso
I will make you shorter
by a head.
-Queen Elizabeth I
Why does a slight tax increase
cost you two hundred dollars
and a substantial tax cut
save you thirty cents?
-Peg Bracken
Ninety-eight percent of the
adults in this country are
decent, hard-working, honest
Americans. It's the other
lousy two percent that
get all the publicity.
But then---we elected them!
-Lily Tomlin
Perhaps one has to be very
old before one learns
to be amused rather than
shocked.
-Pearl S. Buck
I believe the true function
of age is memory. I'm
recording as fast as I
can.
-Rita Mae Brown
Old age is like a plane
flying through a storm.
Once you are aboard,
there's nothing you can do.
-Golda Meir
Age is something that doesn't
matter unless you are a cheese.
-Billie Burke
 
 
Music: Georg Philipp Telemann,
(1681-1767)
Recorder Aria (Mike Starke)
compliments of Midi World
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