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If you obey all the rules
you miss all the fun.
-Katharine Hepburn, b. 1909
American actress
It's the good girls who keep
the diaries; the bad girls
never have the time.
-Tallulah Bankhead (1903-1968)
American Actress
In my sex fantasy, nobody
ever loves me for my mind.
-Nora Ephron, b. 1941
American writer
An archaeologist is the best
husband any woman can have:
The older she gets, the more
interested he is in her.
-Agatha Christie (1891-1976)
English Writer
You don't know a woman
until you have had a letter
from her.
-Ada Leverson (1862-1933)
English Writer
I always thought that if I
were popular I must be
doing something wrong.
-Suzanne Vega, b. 1959
American singer & Songwriter
To be meek, patient,
tactful, modest, honorable,
brave, is not to be either
manly or womanly; it is
to be humane.
-Jane Harrison (1850-1928)
English classical scholar
Unfortunately, sometimes
people don't hear you
until you scream.
-Stephanie Powers, b. 1943
American actress
A man has to be Joe McCarthy
to be called ruthless. All
a woman has to do is put you
on hold.
Marlo Thomas, b. 1943
American actress
The idea of strictly minding
our own business is moldy
rubbish. Who could be
so selfish?
Myrtie Barker, b. 1910
American columnist
When a man gets up to speak,
people listen, then look.
When a woman gets up, people
LOOK; then if they like
what they see, they listen.
-Pauline Frederick (1908-1990)
American news correspondent
Let me listen to me
and NOT to them.
-Gertrude Stein (1874-1946)
American writer
I have often wished I had
time to cultivate modesty.
...But I am too busy
thinking about myself.
-Edith Sitwell (1867-1964)
-English writer
If only one could tell
true love from false love
as one can tell mushrooms
from toadstools.
-Katherine Mansfield (1888-1923)
New Zealand-born English
writer
The darn trouble with
cleaning the house is it
gets dirty the next day
anyway, so skip a week
if you have to. The
children are the most
important thing.
-Barbara Bush, b. 1925
American First Lady
The hardest task in a
girl's life is to prove to
a man that his intentions
are serious.
-Helen Rowland (1875-1950)
American Writer
Anyone who's a great
kisser, I'm ALWAYS
interested in.
-Cher, b.1946
American actress & Singer
My idea of a superwoman
is someone who scrubs her
own floors.
-Bette Midler, b.1945
American singer & actress
When you have a baby
you set off an explosion in
your marriage, and when
the dust settles, your
marriage is different from
what it was. Not better,
necessarily; not worse,
necessarily; but different.
-Nora Ephron, b. 1941
American writer
Oh, life is a glorious
cycle of song. A medley
of extemporanea; and LOVE
is a thing that can never
go wrong. And I am
Marie of Romania.
-Dorothy Parker (1893-1967>
American writer & humorist
It goes without saying
that you should never
have more children than
you have car windows.
-Erma Bombeck (1927-1996)
American writer & humorist
A woman without a man
is like a fish without
a bicycle.
-Gloria Steinem, b. 1934
American feminist & writer
Oh, I'm so inadequate--
and I love myself.
-Meg Ryan, b. 1962
American actress
We don't believe in
rheumatism and true love
until after the first attack.
-Marie von Egner-Eschenbach
(1830-1916)
Austrian writer
Whenever you want to marry
someone, go have lunch
with his ex-wife.
Shelley Winters, b. 1922
American actress
So many of us define
ourselves by what we have,
what we wear,
what kind of house we
live in and what kind
of car we drive....If
you think of yourself
as the woman in the Carter
watch and the Hermes
scarf, a house fire will
destroy not only your
possessions, but yourself.
-Linda Henley, b. 1951
American writer
The one important thing
I have learned over the years
is the difference between
taking one's work
seriously and taking one's
self seriously. The first
is imperative and the second
is disasterous.
-Margot Fonteyn
(1919-1991)
English dancer
Personally, I think if a
woman hasn't met the right
man by the time she's 24,
she may be lucky.
-Deborah Kerr, b. 1921
Scottish-born American
actress
Do not, on a rainy day,
ask your child what he feels
like doing, because I assure
you that what he feels
like doing, you won't feel
like watching.
-Fran Lebowitz, b. 1950
American writer
Never go to bed mad,
stay up and fight!
-Phyllis Diller, b. 1917
American comedienne & writer
Show me a woman who
doesn't feel guilty
and I'll show you a man.
-Erica Jong, b. 1942
American writer & feminist
Time wounds all heels.
-Jane Ace (1905-1974)
American radio personality
Woman's discontent increases
in exact proportion to her
development.
-Elizabeth Cady Stanton
(1815-1902)
American suffragette
While others may argue about
whether the world ends with
a bang or a whimper, I just
want to make sure mine
doesn't end with a whine.
-Barbara Gordon, b.1935
American TV producer & Writer
When he is late for dinner
and I know he must be either
having an affair or lying
in the street dead, I always
hope he's dead.
-Judith Viorst, b. 1931
American Writer
Of two evils choose the prettier.
-Carolyn Wells
American Writer
It's never too late in
fiction or in life--to revise.
-Nancy Thayer, b. 1943
I think the one lesson
I have learned is that there
is no substitute for paying
attention.
-Diane Sawyer, b. 1945
American Journalist
The thing women have got
to learn is that nobody gives
you power. You just take it!
-Roseanne Barr, b. 1952
American comedienne & actress
Man forgives woman anything
save the wit to outwit him.
-Minna Antrim
19th century Irish Writer
The way I see it, if you
want the rainbow, you gotta
put up with the rain.
-Dolly Parton, b. 1946
American Singer & actress
The way to keep children
at home is to make home a
pleasant atmosphere--and to let
the air out of the tires.
-Dorothy Parker
American Writer
From birth to age 18
a girl needs good parents.
From 18 to 35 she
needs good looks. From 35
to 55 she needs a good
personality. From 55 on,
she needs good cash.
-Sophie Tucker
1884-1966
American singer
Being a parent is tough.
If you just want a wonderful
little creature to love, you
can get a puppy.
-Barbara Walters, b. 1931
American journalist
Self-pity in its early stages
is as snug as a feather
mattress. Only when it
hardens, does it become
uncomfortable.
-Maya Angelou, b.1928
American writer & entertainer
If love is the answer,
could you please rephrase
the question?
-Lily Tomlin, b. 1939
American actress & comedienne
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