Come with me now to Tayside, in the little
village of Glamis, Scotland, where mi'lord
and mi'lady, King Richard and Queen Gwendolyn
are in the midst of the biggest battle of
their lives!

The sweet princess Miranda has been squired
away by the evil knight Jacoby. The wizard
has called upon the guardians of the realm;
the pixies, the fairies and the good knight
Sir Jorge!